Bet he felt like a proper big, scary man on his way to the hospital.

[She picks up what might be either a compass, a corkscrew, or both and fiddles with it a bit, idly attempting to determine its purpose.]

Do you know, "defenestration" is actually my favorite word? [It's directed primarily at the corkscrewy compass. There's a bit that unfolds and looks like it might be designed for lock-picking.] I think it says something about human history that we've a specific word for chucking someone out a window.