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Sally Donovan ([personal profile] cop_an_attitude) wrote2012-03-10 10:43 pm

01 | [Voice/Action]

[For a moment, nothing happens. The camera is focused on a patch of grass. There are rustling sounds and a woman's voice mutters indistinguishably to herself, and eventually the journal is righted so that the camera focuses on Sally's face. There is a leaf in her hair. She does not look happy.]

Right, I think I've worked out what this thing does, and I just want to say that if this is someone's idea of a joke, I'm not laughing. See this? [She lifts up a police badge containing her ID.] This is a police badge. It's my police badge, yeah? It says I'm Sergeant Sally Donovan of London PD, which means that when I find out who's responsible for this, for...this [She gestures down the length of her body, at the dress that isn't hers] and for this [She turns the journal to take in the unfamiliar surroundings] and I don't even know how to start about this [She jerks her thumb over her shoulder at the pair of dark brown wings that definitely aren't supposed to be there] that person or persons are in a world of trouble.

My advice to you, whoever you are, is to come forward immediately. That's less trouble on my part and a lighter sentence for you, so it's in everyone's best interest. Do not make me find you.

[Sally fumes silently for a moment, and when she decides her point has been made, the recording ends.]
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[personal profile] winksandnods 2012-03-11 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
One of the best I have.

Also here. Which makes this place... easier to deal with. [Not "easy," but "easier."]
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[personal profile] winksandnods 2012-03-11 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It helps, though I agree with the sentiment. Rather no one else was stuck here, but if they already are... doesn't hurt to be glad to have them around.